Saturday, September 3, 2011

I was stalking on Twitter... 9 Things I hate...

I was reading Angela's tweets on Twitter and found some funny quotes, some of which I can relate to.!/RelatableQuote

Some of my favs:

-Four main reasons a girl will stop.texting you: 1. You got her mad 2. You got boring 3. She fell asleep 4. You said the letter 'K'.
-In elementary school, putting your head down was a punishment. Now, in high school, thats all you wanna do.
-Saying "oh!" like you get it. But you still have no idea.
-*types in password*, pass doesn't work, **OMG I'M HACKED**.... oh wait... CAPS LOCK WAS ON
-Saving a photo as jkjksghjhgjfkhgk because you're too lazy to write a proper title
-Texting the same person all day and all night, & never getting tired of it, because you like them THAT much. :)
-Dear guys. if you like a girl, don't make her start the conversation, cause then she worries she's being annoying. sincerely, every girl
-When a girl cries for a boy, it simply means she misses him. When a boy cries for a girl, he loves her more than you could ever imagine.
-What if your pillow Could collect your dreams and when you wake up, You could plug it into your computer And watch them over again.
-That awkward moment when you laugh randomly because you remembered something super funny.
-Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day.
-Girls find out everything, so I advise you to not lie to them..........             
-When a girl tells you about her problems it does not mean that she's complaining. She trusts you......        
-When I say, "I miss school," I mean my friends & the fun we had, not the lessons & teachers........          
-The awkward moment when you have to stare at a text for five minutes in order to figure out how to reply......        
-Do something right and no one remembers. Do something wrong and no one forgets....... 
-There's always some truth behind: Just kidding, Knowledge behind: I don't know, Emotion behind: I don't care & Pain behind: It's okay.
-Walk up to the Refrigerator full of food. Walk away "MOM THERE'S NOTHING TO EAT!"
-Dear Google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student
-When a girl says "It's okay", "I'm fine", or "Don't worry about it", it's not okay, she's not fine, & you should definitely worry about it.
-The awkward moment when you have crunchy food in a room full of silent people.
-Laughing so hard, no noise comes out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal *** (I love this one!!!!)
-Me: Dad can I go to a 50 Cent concert? Dad: Here's $1, take your sister too
-Giving your friend the "when did we ever learn this?!" look during a test
-Saying "oh!" like you get it. But you still have no idea.

I could go on and on forever with quotes, these are just a few of my favs! :) Hope you smiled, if not, who are you and where do you live???

This next part of the blog post I received in a forward and it made me smile, so I thought I would share it with you...

9 Things I hate about people:

*1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I
ask where the toilet is? **

**2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room
for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the
channel manually.

3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'.
You're darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is.
Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No, I paid $12
to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.

6. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it, and it couldn't be new.

8. When people say 'life is short'. What the heck?? Life is the longest
freaking thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come
yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here?