A blog about anything and everything... Enjoy!
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
It a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
W. Sommerset Morgan
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
If you can’t live without me, Why aren’t you dead yet?
Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.
Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.
Anonymous
I told the Inland Revenue I didn’t owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.
Ken Dodd
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
J.B. Morton
Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink. Anonymous
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Shall I not have intelligence with the earth? Am I not partly leaves and vegetable mould myself.
Henry David Thoreau
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!
Eddie Murphy, Shrek
I found a great way to attract money... work!
Curtis D. Tucker
Death is a once in a lifetime experience.
Man has his will, but woman has her way.
Holmes
If life is a bowl of cherries, why am I stuck with the pits?
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
I am in my own little world but it's okay they know me here.
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad cheque.
Finally things will start clicking…your elbow, knees and back!
Where there are no swamps there are no frogs.
German Proverb
· Confidence is the feeling you sometimes have before you fully understand the situation.
UnknownI have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ~Elayne Boosler
· Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. ~Colin Sautar
· To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the project manager, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
· The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost
· The most important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein
· Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others. -----Confucius
· You are a time millionaire - for a rich life invest wisely. (Richard Andrews
· You may have DIALOG or MOBITEL connection, but when you sneeze, all you say is "HUTCH"
· You can find tea in a tea cup.. but cannot find world in a world cup.
· Drive carefully! Remember, it's not only a car that can be recalled by it's maker. - Anonymous
· That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
· Drive carefully! Remember, it's not only a car that can be recalled by it's maker. - Anonymous
· That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.- Unknown
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
I swear to drunk I'm not God
· People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
· Failure is the mother of success.
· May those who love us love us,
and those who do not love us,
may God turn their hearts,
and if He cannot turn their hearts
may He turn their ankles
that we may know them by their limping.
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